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Stenchu 2 Stenchu 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

i feel like doing something out of the ordinary

i usually don't write reviews unless something is extremely good, or excruciatingly horrible, but i decide to reveiw as i watch to give you a sense of my thoughts as they happen. here we go...

this preloader is a little disturbing, i think i'll get some mountain dew...

ahh, the sweet taste of caffine-overloaded pop. hmm, the disturbing preloader is still running. maybe i'll stream and see where i'm at.

ooh, nice title effects...

that guy looks like he has tits...

i can do that...

smoking is bad, kicking people's faces is funny...

he just sole a rolling pin!

how can that guy swing a katana with one hand with moving the rest of is body? katanas are fairly heavy...

ooh, romeo must die effect...

wow! great animation on the backflip! but why do those sai defy physics, and why are they pointy?

asian chicks are hot...

hahaha, he blocked the stars with a severed arm! brilliant! fucking genius!

asian chicks are hot, especially when they can kick asses...

SEE!? THEY ALL CALLED ME CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SEEN FLYING TREES! JUSTICE IS SERVED! um, anyway...

dumbass...

damn it, i dont want to see a naked guy...

ooh, more asian chicks! yes! this movie rules!

AHH! no more talking! stop it! please!

oh, it was a scroll...

not just any scroll either!

who's that, and where'd the hot non-talkative asian go?

why hasn't that guy put any clothes on yet!

heh, that guy's stoned

AHH! go away demon deep-voiced hot asian chick!

ugh... having his way with him...

ugh... implied homosexual intercourse...

damn it!!! why won't that chick shut the fuck up!?

hey, it's not nice to rape people...

haha, he woke up next to the old naked guy again...

ugh... old naked guy...

his head's got great acoustics!

hey, he had clothes in his hand the whole time!

the sky is exploding...

it's the stoner...

why does an asian stoner sound so british?

in fact, why is everyone speaking english?

oh, it's over

so there you have it. as a final thought, it needs naked asian chicks. chick with chick voices. and why am i still saying 'chick'?



Alien Sex God Alien Sex God

Rated 1 / 5 stars

usually i can find plenty to say about animations

but there...
how can i put this?
um...
usually...

fuck...
i feel like i'm explaining where babies come from to an 8 year old...

NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!!!

half of it was just the guy's fucking foot!

it...
i...

...

fuck it



Rival Part 1 Rival Part 1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

cool

just one thing... the voices aren't exactly cosistent. especially the old guys'. very cool, though


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Yuki Dress-Up Yuki Dress-Up

Rated 0 / 5 stars

There are several things wrong with this

1. she's not naked
2. she's horribly deformed and disfigured
3. therefore, i'm actually glad she's not naked
4. it's so difficult to see that i could even figure out if this was worth more than the 0's i gave it
5. i very rarely give all 0s


EhFilms responds:

"i very rarely give all 0s"
Boo Hoo!!! No! How COULD you!!!
Could you sound any more self-important?


Nude Quiz Nude Quiz

Rated 4 / 5 stars

i love it!!!

i wish more chix were like that! great artwork, too. the music was extremely annoying and i would have liked to have been able to fuck with the first two girls, but cool anyway. make more!


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Happy Noodle Boy Shooter Happy Noodle Boy Shooter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

not bad

you may want to look at your noodle boy comics again. he looks like he's missing something. also, put in some noodle boy lines, they're hilarious.


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