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[Yuki Dress-Up]

There are several things wrong with this

1. she's not naked
2. she's horribly deformed and disfigured
3. therefore, i'm actually glad she's not naked
4. it's so difficult to see that i could even figure out if this was worth more than the 0's i gave it
5. i very rarely give all 0s

EhFilms responds:

"i very rarely give all 0s"
Boo Hoo!!! No! How COULD you!!!
Could you sound any more self-important?

[Happy Noodle Boy Shooter]

not bad

you may want to look at your noodle boy comics again. he looks like he's missing something. also, put in some noodle boy lines, they're hilarious.

[Police Sniper 1]

Meh

i've played better games.
i've played worse ones, too

[the skullkid]

nice

going on a rampage and killing coworkers, it can't get much better (unless there was a stripper)

[COKEHEAD 2]

well...

it was different but i fail to see how crack can strengthen somebody enough to survive a nuclear bomb.