escher2003's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stenchu 2]

i feel like doing something out of the ordinary

i usually don't write reviews unless something is extremely good, or excruciatingly horrible, but i decide to reveiw as i watch to give you a sense of my thoughts as they happen. here we go...

this preloader is a little disturbing, i think i'll get some mountain dew...

ahh, the sweet taste of caffine-overloaded pop. hmm, the disturbing preloader is still running. maybe i'll stream and see where i'm at.

ooh, nice title effects...

that guy looks like he has tits...

i can do that...

smoking is bad, kicking people's faces is funny...

he just sole a rolling pin!

how can that guy swing a katana with one hand with moving the rest of is body? katanas are fairly heavy...

ooh, romeo must die effect...

wow! great animation on the backflip! but why do those sai defy physics, and why are they pointy?

asian chicks are hot...

hahaha, he blocked the stars with a severed arm! brilliant! fucking genius!

asian chicks are hot, especially when they can kick asses...

SEE!? THEY ALL CALLED ME CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SEEN FLYING TREES! JUSTICE IS SERVED! um, anyway...

dumbass...

damn it, i dont want to see a naked guy...

ooh, more asian chicks! yes! this movie rules!

AHH! no more talking! stop it! please!

oh, it was a scroll...

not just any scroll either!

who's that, and where'd the hot non-talkative asian go?

why hasn't that guy put any clothes on yet!

heh, that guy's stoned

AHH! go away demon deep-voiced hot asian chick!

ugh... having his way with him...

ugh... implied homosexual intercourse...

damn it!!! why won't that chick shut the fuck up!?

hey, it's not nice to rape people...

haha, he woke up next to the old naked guy again...

ugh... old naked guy...

his head's got great acoustics!

hey, he had clothes in his hand the whole time!

the sky is exploding...

it's the stoner...

why does an asian stoner sound so british?

in fact, why is everyone speaking english?

oh, it's over

so there you have it. as a final thought, it needs naked asian chicks. chick with chick voices. and why am i still saying 'chick'?

[Alien Sex God]

usually i can find plenty to say about animations

but there...
how can i put this?
um...
usually...

fuck...
i feel like i'm explaining where babies come from to an 8 year old...

NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!!!

half of it was just the guy's fucking foot!

it...
i...

...

fuck it

[The movie that never ends]

crappy

almost like xiao xiao only, well, much shittier. i mean shitty like you took a shit and found this animation in the toilet.

[Super Mario Blitz]

hmm

that would make a very intresting game

[Old Lady Gets Killed]

yeah...

that is the most retarded thing i have ever seen. thank you

[Miss.Dynamite XII]

hahaha

i'll make this shor because i have to see the next one

[Miss.Dynamite VIII]

hehehe

death to backstreet boys, just what i always wanted

[Bagagagaga Bop!]

um

yeah... okay...

i have to go over there now